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[ineptus]

Hey there! You've reached Mabel and Waddles Pines! I guess we managed to miss each other, but leave a message and I will of course get back to you asap!

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[ineptus]

[Dipper she wasn't judging you or anything. She just kind of hums a little in reply, still flipping through the pages. Though after about five or so she replies.]

...I'm really glad you're the responsible twin Dipper.

[Like whenever she thinks about shopping it's always chocolate and candy and junk food and juice. Or you know easy snacks. Graham crackers...things like that...]

[terci]

Heh, well.. y'know... [He rubs the back of his head a little, feeling a bit embarrassed.

In fact, he'll just casually push her over to clear up the mushy mood.]

If I'm not responsible, then we'd be completely doomed, hahah!

[ineptus]

[Laughing, she gets up and pushes him over quickly afterward.]

Wow no we wouldn't! We'd just be fat!

[Just going to put the recipe book on top of her twin and lay on him. SQUISH!!!]

[terci]

Nu-uh! [He laughs as she squishes him, making a few squeaking noises before speaking again.]

I've gotten us out of a lot of bad situations, not just morbid obesity! [And now he tries scampering out from under her.]

So let me restate that we'd, in fact, be doomed!

[ineptus]

[Finally letting him up, she giggles and sets the recipe book aside as the light of inspiration crosses her face.]

Oh oh oh!! Dipper! Dipper we should have pancakes! Let's make pancakes!

[terci]

Pancakes? At dinner time? [He gives her a big grin, and gets to his feet.]

Blueberry or chocolate chip?

[ineptus]

[Mabel thrusts both of her hands into the air and busts out almost gladiatorial style:]

BOTH!

[terci]

[Dipper lets out an audible, and fake, gasp.]

At the same time?!

[ineptus]

[And she narrows her eyes with a slow, serious nod.]

At. The same. Time.

[terci]

That's madness! [He sounds super distressed, but obviously not really.]

[ineptus]

No, Dipper.

[And she looks so dead serious!!! Except not really.]

This. Is. LIVING ON YOUR OWN!!!!

[She wasn't sure how to work the reference well enough, so she went with whatever.]

[terci]

[He's just going to let out a laugh at her getting his dumb reference, before picking up the recipe book and running to the counter, to get the ingredients out.]

Okay but seriously, blueberries and chocolate chips sounds both gross and surprisingly delicious.

[ineptus]

[Mabel helps by digging around, looking for cooking utensils. Because surely he will have remembered to purchase them along with all of this food.]

It'll be the best, trust me. I have a sixth sense for this kind of thing.

[terci]

If you're sure. [She's.. not going to find any utensils in the bags. Only ingredients.]

[ineptus]

Positive!

[..........................dig dig dig.....]

Hey uh...Dipper?

[terci]

Yeah? [He looks up from the recipe book.]

[ineptus]

Youuu didn't...forget to get a pan and stuff did you?

[terci]

Huh? No, of course I didn't forget. Maybe you're just looking through the wrong bag? [Gonna look through the bags near him.]

I mean, there's no way I bought all this food and forgot to get the stuff to cook it with.... [Right..]

[ineptus]

[She'll dig through a different bag too.]

Well I don't see any in these bags here...

[terci]

U-um... maybe I left an extra bag outside...? [He doesn't sound very confident though.]

1/2

[ineptus]

[Mabel just gives him this look. Just. This look.]

[ineptus]

[Gonna...go check outside for a bag...]

[terci]

[And while she does that he's gonna. Put the fresh food into the fridge finally and act as if he totally didn't forget anything.]

[ineptus]

You forgot the pan!!!

[Yeah, that's shouted from outside as she's heading back in.]

How did you forget the pan Dipper?!

[terci]

I-I don't know! I thought I bought one? [Just. Gonna keep shoving food in the fridge innocently.]