Okay you are tooootally exaggerating there. First of all there is no way I would get fat. Unlike certain lazy boys I could mention, I get plenty of exercise! I run around the city all the time! Second of all he made it to elementary school. I'm pretty sure we'd make it to highschool just fine.

[Hmph!]

But...I guess I can see where you're coming from yeah. So...what? Are you going to try and cook something?